ﻣﺤﺸﺶ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻋﻼ ﺍﻷﺣﻮﺍﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻧﻴﺔ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻠﻤﻮﻇﻒ ﺑﺪﻱ
ﻏﻴﺮ ﺍﺳﻤﻲ !
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﻇﻒ : ﻣﻤﻨﻮﻉ ﺣﺪﺍ ﻳﻐﻴﺮ ﺃﺳﻤﻮ ﻣﻬﻤﺎ ﻛﺎﻥ
ﺍﻟﺴﺒﺐ !!
ﺍﻧﺖ ﺷﻮ ﺍﺳﻤﻚ ؟؟؟؟
ﻗﻠﻮ : ﺳﺎﻟﻢ ﺍﻟﺠﺤﺶ
ﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﻇﻒ . ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻭﺿﻌﻚ ﺻﻌﺐ ﺭﻭﺡ ﻟﻌﻨﺪ
ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ
ﺑﺰﺑﻄﻠﻚ ﻟﻚ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺿﻮﻉ
ﺭﺍﺡ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ ﻗﻠﻮ ﺑﺪﻱ ﻏﻴﺮ ﺍﺳﻤﻲ
ﻗﻠﻮ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ : ﻟﻴﺶ ﺷﻮ ﺍﺳﻤﻚ
ﻗﺎﻝ : ﺳﺎﻟﻢ ﺍﻟﺠﺤﺶ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻭﺿﻌﻚ ﺻﻌﺐ ﻭﺍﻧﺎ ﺑﺪﻱ ﺃﻋﻄﻴﻚ
ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺍﻓﻘﺔ ﺗﻐﻴﺮ ﺍﺳﻤﻚ
ﺃﻋﻄﺎﻩ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺍﻓﻘﺔ ﻭﺭﺍﺡ ﻟﻌﻨﺪ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﻇﻒ ﻣﺒﺴﻮﻁ
ﻗﺎﻟﻮ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﻇﻒ : ﺷﻮ ﺑﺪﻙ ﺗﻌﻤﻞ ﺍﺳﻤﻚ ﺍﻟﺠﺪﻳﺪ
ﻗﻠﻮ : ﻣﺎﺯﻥ ﺍﻟﺠﺤﺶ
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